Back in December I was in a D cup. It was glorious. Now? I’m in an A cup.
What the what?!
Nobody told me that when you start losing weight that your boobs disappear. I’d like to get my boobs back and volunteer my belly fat to disappear instead. I mean, seriously.
This is madness.
All of this running, all of this yoga, all of this eating right and what do I have to show for it?! Not boobs, that’s for sure.
See also: When you have a crap ton of bras that are a D-Cup from the over priced bra store that holds a secret or two, what the heck do you do with said bras?! This is dumb. Boobs shouldn’t be allowed to grow and shrink past a certain age… I want my money back. Who do I complain to about that?