Holy shiz, where have I been you ask? Ridonculously busy! That’s where.
I’ll save that for another post, though.
Let’s get to it:
- I hate when people pull into a gas station and even though there are 2 empty pumps and they can clearly pull into the first available one, they pull into the second one. Then? You have to drive around them and then back into that first pump to get your gas. Hi asshole, you couldn’t drive up a few more feet? Come on, dude.
- I hate when people wear too much cologne/perfume. Really? I hadn’t intended on bringing a gas mask, but maybe I will from now on.I hate even more when they occupy small spaces that we non-over-doing-it folk then have to occupy like the restroom at work or an elevator. Your smell stays long after you’re gone friend, thanks for that.
- I hate when people ride your bumper on the road and then zoom around you cause me going above the speed limit clearly wasn’t fast enough for you. But what I love, is when speed racer then doesn’t get very much farther than me because they got stuck at a stop light. That’s what the eff you get!
- I really, really hate when people don’t cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze. I don’t care where we are- the bank, post office… but I especially hate it if I’m in a place that I have to eat. I am a huge germaphobe, so your lack of consciousness for others around you really pisses me off. My husband’s uncle once shouted at someone “Really dude? This ain’t Kmart!” As someone who loves bargains I know there’s nothing at all wrong with Kmart, but the fact that he called this dude out for sneezing and not covering at a restaurant? Was classic. I loved it.
Aaand I’m off to finish up here at work and get home to my husband and child. What are you hatin’ on this week?